Sissy Tamer's Custom Caption Series

As the grand prize winner in the last contest Sissy Tamer received a custom caption series and asked for one about Petra Lix stripping at a black bachelor party to earn money in between white male empowerment speeches. I loved the idea and immediately found an amazing set of photos featuring Juelz Ventura, a model I know he and I both like a lot. Enjoy!

Role Models

Number One Fan

Transactions

Caption contest. Prison sissies. Wednesday deadline. Details here.

New caption.

Megan Gwynn's Custom Caption Prize

I'm back. For Megan's caption she wanted to see more of Petra as a "working boi."

Really Big Fan

Sissy Politics

All of the entries for the hardcore caption contest have been posted and wow, they are so good. You can see them all one post below this one. You can then vote in the poll to the right. I ask that you only vote for your favorite three but I see that most of you have ignored that request so just vote for all the ones you like, I guess.

Also, one request I won't abandon is that you post in the comments on that page letting the captioners know what you liked about the captions you voted for. Everyone clearly worked very hard on these and I bet they'd love to hear from you all.

Sissy Tamer's Custom Caption prize

Sissy Tamer loves Petra Lix and his directions were very simple: "Petra Lix. Angelina Valentine. Show me what a secret whore he is." I had a lot of fun making this one. Enjoy!

Elena Starz Guest Post: White Boi Career Day

I was going to start posting my custom caption prizes for the last contest today, but I realized tomorrow is the end of the mini contest and I'll be posting the entries. So, instead, I'll email and post prizes starting Thursday.

I thought today would be a good day to post something I was going to post a few weeks ago but forgot about. I try to participate in as many of Elena Starz's caption contests as I can and I was fortunate to win a prize in two consecutive contests. Rather than give me two custom captions, she went above and beyond and made me a 4-part series using my characters from my blog. I absolutely love it and I wanted everyone who reads my blog but maybe doesn't check hers to be able to see how awesome it is.

Enjoy!

The Spill

Just a reminder that the mini caption contest is up and running, Details are one post down so get to scrolling. Also, there's a very important poll to your right --> Help me decide on the next theme of for the full size caption contest.

Bachelor Party Games

Cab Confession

You guys aren't going to believe how much fun you're going to have reading all the entries for the Schoolboi caption contest. Seriously, this contest has been a huge success already just based on the quality and quantity of submissions I've received. That being said. I had a couple people ask for an extension on the deadline. They both asked really nicely and they both have competed before so I feel they've earned a little extra time. So All entries have to be in by Thursday afternoon and will be posted Thursday night. For any other procrastinators that want to have some fun with the rest of us, you can find the details right here.

One more order of business - someone hinted that my Spring.me Ask Me Anything box might not be working properly. It appears that's true. Anybody know how to fix it? In the meantime if you have an AMA question for me just send it to popov2424@aol.com with the subject line "Ask Me Anything," and I'll be happy to post an answer.

And finally, time for a new caption...

Celebrity Date

Smiles Davis' Custom Caption Prize

Smiles wanted a caption that involved Petra Lix and Chrissy. I struggled to come up with a reason why they would meet but then landed on this idea. I'm happy with how it turned out.

Megan Gwynn's Custom Caption Prize

Megan wanted a caption involving Petra Lix being abused at his new job. Megan's instructions were "the model should be a blonde bimbo type who was built for sex. I want you you to be mean and humiliating to him."

That's the third time I've had someone ask for me to be really mean to Petra. Poor thing, you guys love seeing him abused. =)

The Tell-Tale Sign

Today begins the revisit of my second caption contest - sexy dresses. Enjoy.

Couples Porn

The New Cleaning Service

Megan Gwynn's Custom Caption Series

Normally I like to save the Grand Prize winner's custom caption series until the end, but one of my winners elected to have their custom caption remain private and one winner still hasn't contacted me, so we'll skip ahead to Megan.

Megan wanted a series revolving around Petra Lix. She gave me very little direction except that she loves the Petra character and wanted something "we haven't see before." I asked a few more questions to get a few tiny details so I would know I was taking the story down a road Megan would like and I came up with this - a story where rather than trying to hide the fact that he's a pornstar, for once Petra needs to prove that he is...

Lolly Pop's Custom Caption Prize

Up today is Lolly Pop's custom caption. Lolly wanted me to caption this picture of Whitney Cummings and make it about Petra Lix on the red carpet of the AVN Awards show.