Kelsey Reeves' Custom Caption Prize

Kelsey wanted a caption "about Britney Valentine where she is caught shoving a dildo up her ass and her pathetic dad walks in."

Missy Sissy's Custom Caption Prize

For Missy's custom cap she asked for me to use this photo to make a father/son caption. I definitely took it in a dirty direction.

Dad's Helper

Eavesdropping

Dad's Video Library

Slutty Eve's Custom Caption Series

We've come to the end of the custom captions from last contest (unless I hear from Jessica Rivera or LilLuvLip), and that means it's time for the grand prize unveiling.

Slutty Eve wanted a series about Britney relentlessly teasing his poor, frustrated, pathetic father - "the sluttier the better." I'm really happy with how this one turned out. I hope you enjoy.

Father-Son Talk

Angi's Custom Caption Prize

Angi wanted a caption where a frustrated dad lounges by the pool with his sissy son. Angi wanted the dad to be flirty, teasing and mean and get a blowjob for his troubles.

The Princess and the Plumbers

The New Business

Discovery

When No One Is Looking

Bathtime Buddies

Neighborhood Watch

Head over to Elena Starz's blog to check out my entries in her current caption contest. I've got three new captions entered that I think turned out pretty well. Leave a comment and let me know what you think.

The Misplaced Sext

Participation in the current caption contest has been almost non-existent. I'm hoping you are all just procrastinators or maybe taking your time on your work to make this contest the best yet. All the pertinent details are right here.

Only Teasing

Hey, the new contest might go up tomorrow (maybe). I have some friends in town and we've been partying pretty hard so I've put no work into finding any photos yet. We'll see what happens. Enjoy this caption in the meantime.

Personal Ass-isstant

Working Bois: Part 15A

Here it is, the next part of my collaboration with the amazing Elena Starz. Our 25-part dynamo is blowing up like an A-Bomb soaked in nitro. 

Part 15A: The Bachelor Party
House-cleaning isn't the only part-time job Sammi and Carli have to work for Mr. Blackstone. And what would be the least safe uniform for two white sissies to wear around black men?

For chapter 15B click here.

For previous installments check my blog here and her blog here.

He Knows How to Pick 'Em

Hey everybody, I'm gathering pictures for the next caption contest right now and will probably post everything on Sunday.

In the meantime I hope you all like this caption as much as I do.

Nikki Gets Caught: Part 4, 5 and 6

Here are the final three parts of the Elena Starz-dedicated series. Enjoy!