Body Shop

I'm still waiting to hear back from TheSickness and eXtreme about their custom captions. If you two read this, check your email and get back to me.

Roadside Assistance

Still very little action on the caption contest. I hope you're all just procrastinators. If you need to see all the fun details, check out this post.

The Spill

Just a reminder that the mini caption contest is up and running, Details are one post down so get to scrolling. Also, there's a very important poll to your right --> Help me decide on the next theme of for the full size caption contest.

The Gloryhole Experiment: Part 2

Ok, here's part 2 (of 2) to my newest multi-part caption story. I hope everyone likes it.

The Gloryhole Experiment: Part 1

My thanks again to everyone who helped make this last caption contest so successful. The winners have been posted on the Winner's Page and should see in email in their inbox tonight.

Notice that there are some new polls on the right side of this page. I'd appreciate everyone's input.

Finally, I like to (when possible) put up a nice long caption series after each contest as a little thank you. This is a 18-part story so the second half will be up tomorrow. I'm really happy with this one and hope you like it.

Bois of Anarchy

Cab Confession

You guys aren't going to believe how much fun you're going to have reading all the entries for the Schoolboi caption contest. Seriously, this contest has been a huge success already just based on the quality and quantity of submissions I've received. That being said. I had a couple people ask for an extension on the deadline. They both asked really nicely and they both have competed before so I feel they've earned a little extra time. So All entries have to be in by Thursday afternoon and will be posted Thursday night. For any other procrastinators that want to have some fun with the rest of us, you can find the details right here.

One more order of business - someone hinted that my Spring.me Ask Me Anything box might not be working properly. It appears that's true. Anybody know how to fix it? In the meantime if you have an AMA question for me just send it to popov2424@aol.com with the subject line "Ask Me Anything," and I'll be happy to post an answer.

And finally, time for a new caption...

Fresh Fish

Twerk Contest

Noise Complaint

Interrogation

Tough Market

Talent Scout

The Price of Fame

I'm going to shut down the submission period for the caption contest on Monday morning and post the entries Monday afternoon. So any stragglers have through Sunday if they're still working. It seems like the extension has helped as a few people even emailed me to say they were still working on theirs. Anyone who still needs details can find them here.

Sorry about not getting up a post yesterday. Just got super busy and spaced on it. 

The Auction

This was supposed to be the home-stretch for the current caption contest, but we're pretty low on submissions. I'm going to extend the entry period for a couple more days and see if that helps. If you need the details you can find them right here.

Routine Stop

Caption contest is still under way. Please check out the details here.

Stranded Sissy

I think I'm going to end the voting for the caption contest tonight around midnight or so. I'll post the winners tomorrow night. So if you haven't voted yet, make sure you do. There are still five or six people fighting for the top three spots.

If you're still itching for more caption contest action, check out Elena Starz's new contest right here. I've got four new ones I made for her if you want to see my attempt at sissy hypnosis captions.

In the meantime, enjoy this new caption. This is another one I'm really happy with. I think the layout turned out really well.

PS: A little background on the model that I thought was cool. This pic has been floating around for a year or two online, popping up on imagefap and tumblr all the time under headings like "Hot Babes." by all accounts, the model's name is Heidi Kaae aka Dakota Moss, who just happens to be a transsexual. Now, that's cool but it's not so unusual - Bailey Jay, Domino Presley, Sarina Valentina, Kimber James, etc...have always been confused with genetic women online. What IS interesting is that Reality Kings just put up a new scene inspired by this photo. I wonder if they have any idea that their scene on their hetero site is based on an image of a transsexual. 

Balls in the Pocket

No Witnesses

Only a few hours left in the poll. I've decided to give a prize to second place as well so every vote still matters!

A Sterling Reputation

Voting is still open for the mini-contest. All the entries are one post down. Read them an vote!

As for this caption...this one's silly. I don't know what else to say. She's hot and I found this picture and on a whim decided to do a "topical" caption. In no way do I mean to make light of a serious, real situation.