Friday, May 9, 2014

Ask Me Anything

Anonymous asked: If you would rather fuck Bobbi than be him, can I ask are you a black guy?

Me: Yes, you can ask. And no, I'm white.

Anonymous asked: Will you ever have make for Bobbi to have operation for the be full woman?

Me: No, I don't think so. I did one caption that hinted at it but that's probably as far as I'll go. It's just not something I'm into. (And no offense to the person who submitted this question, but try reading it in a bad "Boris and Natasha"-style Russian accent. It makes it very fun.)

Megan Gwynn asked: What is your favorite movies(s):

Me: I'm a huge film buff, so in no order: Fight Club, Goodfellas, The Searchers, Unforgiven, Lawrence of Arabia, Dr. Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange, The Dark Knight, Moonrise Kingdom, Royal Tenenbaums, There Will Be Blood, Boogie Nights, Big Lebowski, Anchorman, The Graduate....and about a hundred others.

Anonymous asked: I love your site and wondered if I could send you some pictures for you to caption?

Me: You can definitely send them. My email is I don't promise I'll use them, but I do promise I will try. I've had quite a few pics sent to me in the past that have ended up on the site.


  1. You have great taste in movies!

    1. Thank you for noticing. I'm the biggest movie nerd.