Monday, June 30, 2014

Stranded Sissy

I think I'm going to end the voting for the caption contest tonight around midnight or so. I'll post the winners tomorrow night. So if you haven't voted yet, make sure you do. There are still five or six people fighting for the top three spots.

If you're still itching for more caption contest action, check out Elena Starz's new contest right here. I've got four new ones I made for her if you want to see my attempt at sissy hypnosis captions.

In the meantime, enjoy this new caption. This is another one I'm really happy with. I think the layout turned out really well.

PS: A little background on the model that I thought was cool. This pic has been floating around for a year or two online, popping up on imagefap and tumblr all the time under headings like "Hot Babes." by all accounts, the model's name is Heidi Kaae aka Dakota Moss, who just happens to be a transsexual. Now, that's cool but it's not so unusual - Bailey Jay, Domino Presley, Sarina Valentina, Kimber James, etc...have always been confused with genetic women online. What IS interesting is that Reality Kings just put up a new scene inspired by this photo. I wonder if they have any idea that their scene on their hetero site is based on an image of a transsexual. 

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Rain Delay

Voting for the caption contest is still open. If you haven't voted yet, you can see all the entries right here.
votes have slowed down a lot so I'm assuming that everybody who wants to vote pretty much has already (some of you more than once), so i might end the poll early. Probably Tuesday afternoon. We'll see.

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Chrissy's Princess Party

A few more days left in the voting. It's much closer now than it was after the first couple days so be sure to pick the ones you like best.

Friday, June 27, 2014

The Transfer

Caption contest is still open so be sure to vote in the poll over here------------->

For today, as promised, a caption series about Candy Luvdarc. I'm really happy with it. Let me know what you think. 

Ask Me Anything

Anonymous said: I luv your site and have been meaning to enter your contest for ages, but do you really not mind putting the caption together for ppl who don't know how to?

Me: No, I really don't mind at all. I won't do anything special in terms of layout and I don't promise I'll proofread - but sometimes I do. In fact, I made more of the captions for this contest than ever before. I just want as many people to be able to participate as possible.

Megan Gwynn asked: Are you really going to cancel the contest? It's kind of obvious that someone(s) are cheating but what about those of us who aren't? Plus, I'm finally doing well! *POUT*

Me: Haha, first off, well done. Second, I don't think I'll cancel it (yet). I do keep seeing a couple people voting more than once from the same IP address, but it doesn't seem to be a ton. It appears that most of the votes are legitimate. If it gets out of hand again I will shut it down and just award the prizes to the ones I like though.

BobbiFan asked: I'm a huge fan of your site and love all your new characters. What captions are you working on right now?

Me: Thanks and nice username. Right now I'm working on a big caption series. It's massive. I don't want to say anything about it because I don't know if people would rather be surprised or teased. What would you all prefer?

Anonymous asked: Do people really like your captions? I don't get it. They're shit.

Me: Sadly, no. No one likes my captions. Each pageview is done ironically - this site is the hipster hangout of internet captioned image porn.

Anonymous asked: Has this ever been asked before? Why an Anchorman reference?

I mean, besides the fact that the character was amazement...

Me: No real reason. I just liked that movie a lot and that was my favorite character name. I wish there was a better story behind it.

Anonymous asked: Roughly how long do you spend on one caption?

Me: It really depends. A single caption can take me 15 minutes or it can take me hours and hours. If I have to photoshop the photo at all, those are the ones that take forever. My new layout takes a little more time but it's still pretty basic. Sometimes it's the story though. I'll start writing and it's too long so I edit and edit to get it to fit. Or sometimes I write it and think it sucks and then scrap it and start from scratch. Others just write themselves and - BAM - it's done.

Anonymous asked: So i loved the cops caption contest, I was wondering if you've ever considered a prison sissy contest?

Me: I definitely have. It's a sub-genre I like a lot. The problem is I don't have enough prison related photos. Anybody wanna pass some along to me?

Anonymous asked: Would you be open to other author/artist's work on your blog? I only ask because I don't really get excited by my own captions and to be honest I don't really have the time nor desire to keep up my own blog.

Me: I would be open to it, but under special circumstances. I think Elena Starz was the first one to mention the idea of a "guest week" or something on my blog as a way of keeping up the one-post-per day schedule without me getting burned out or hitting writer's block. Sissy Tamer and I have talked about him maybe filling in when I go on vacation. It would have to be someone whose captions I've seen and enjoy like most everyone who have been in one of my caption contests.

Anonymous asked: In most of your caps the sissies tend to stay reluctant and petulant about their situation but in Working Bois Carli went stumbling straight down the black cock rabbit hole. Was that more Elena than you? Do you prefer a reluctant sissy or one who caves?

Me: I've said it before, but Working Bois really was a total collaboration. Elena and I emailed each other ideas back and forth for a long time before we started writing. Together we decided to have Sammi hate it and Carli end up loving it. Elena did write all the "solo" Carli captions, but we both had lots of input on each other's chapters. Some of my favorite Sammi ideas came from Elena. As for what I prefer, I think it's obvious I prefer to write about reluctant humiliated sissies, but I'm writing more and more captions where they reveal they do like it or they're "converted." The Britney Valentine character is a good example of that I hope.

Anonymous asked: They're not coming from just one person, as I've asked ridiculous political questions too. I just can't resist when I see these "ask me" things. Thanks for responding to these questions, by the way, most people just ignore them.

Me: Not a problem. When I started this gadget, I promised myself to answer all questions and answer them truthfully no matter how embarrassing. I just never imagined I'd be embarrassed intellectually.

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Short Announcement

No new caption today, I wanted to make sure the caption contest was right at the top of my page for one more day. I'll put up something cool tomorrow - probably a multi-caption series.

I did want to make a quick announcement about the voting though. The site that I'm using to host the poll let me know this morning that some has voted more than once using the same IP address. I think I've fixed setting of the poll so that won't be possible anymore, but if I see that alert again I'll just take the poll down and award prizes only to my favorites. It just isn't fair to everyone who worked so hard on their captions and to the people who are currently doing well in the poll. Hopefully the issue is taken care of and we can all just enjoy these amazing caps and thank the people who worked so hard on them.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Caption Contest 4: The Voting!

It's time for the best part of the caption contest - when all of you get to finally see all the great captions your fellow readers have made. I'm really happy with the amazing entries. The extra day I added to the submission deadline seems to really have helped as well. All the procrastinators turned in a slew of captions. In just a few hours this went form the contest with the fewest entries to the contest with the most entries.

Good news on the poll front as well. You'll see to the right that I found a widget that let's me embed a poll so we are all set to vote. Remember you get to pick your favorite 3 and there are plenty of prizes to go around.

Amy Series


Elena Starz

Fiver 1

Fiver 2

Fiver 3 


Jessica Rivera

Just Another Becky Seires


Lolly Pop 1

Lolly Pop 2

Lolly Pop Series

Megan Gwynn 1

Megan Gwynn Series


Sissy Tamer 1

Sissy Tamer 2

Sissy Tamer 3 

Sissy Tamer 4 

Slutty Eve 1 

Slutty Eve 2

Slutty Eve 3 

Slutty Eve 4 

Slutty Eve 5

Slutty Eve Series 

Smiles Davis 1 

Smiles Davis Series 1

Smiles Davis Series 2 

Smiles Davis Series 3 


Amazing, right? I couldn't be happier with these entries. Go show them some appreciation by voting.